Just... chaos

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Mikey’s Masterpost

Baby Scales, Dragon AU featuring baby Virgil, juvenile Roman and humans Patton and Logan

Ao3

Part One, Two and Three

The Darkest Family of the Mindscape, Dark Sides as Family, featuring tired Snake Dad Deceit, kid Remus and kid  spider Virgil

Ao3

Part One 

Gost Virgil au, featuring a traumatic death, mourning and later on Virgil haunting his best friends. starts super angsty, gets kinda light hearted

Ao3

Prequel - - - Part One

Powers AU, featuring Empath Patton, Shapeshifter Roman, Invisible Virgil and Knowing Logan

Ao3

Part one, h/c platonic moxiety, Roman is a bit mean but not unsympathetic

Found Family, in which Virgil escapes his home life by moving in with his big brother and his brother’s best friends. Platonic LAMP, brotherly prinxiety

Ao3

Chapter One - Arrival, Two - Adjustments, Three - Disastrous Distraction, Four - Reasoning, Five - Addition, Six - Memory

Oneshots

Roman is getting used to his new family. Two incidents made him think he’s ruined everything. — Ao3

Patton takes care of a sick Virgil - - - Virgil takes care of a sick Patton — Ao3

Pre-Accepting Anxiety Virgil finds out that Thomas’ fans like him — Ao3

Virgil copes (more or less) with his anxiety induced disordered eating — Ao3

Patton, Logan and Roman try to help Virgil with his touch starvation — Ao3

Deceit and Virgil are two sides of the same coin. Self-preservation — Ao3

Virgil lost his cat. somehow he finds his cat and three boyfriends?? — Ao3

Roman always wanted Anxiety gone. Until he didn’t. Angst — Ao3

Of Mermen and Dancers, platonic prinxiety involving mermen

Daisies, Daisies Perched upon your Forehead, in which Roman has a tradition and keeps it up after VIrgil is accepted.

Birthday pieces

November 3rd, Analogical celebrating Logan’s birthday – Ao3

Happy (very late) Birthday, Roman, lamp/calm celebrating Roman’s birthday - Ao3

Kid!Sides Oneshots

Virgil is small and his hoodie makes him feel safe. This is Roman’s fault. — Ao3

Self-Isolation, in which Virgil and Logan are stuck inside together. — Ao3

A Different Kind of Birthday - Virgil’s birthday isn’t as happy as expected. Papa Patton helps his baby. — Ao3

Dadmus and his boys - Single Dad Remus taking care of his sick son Patton. Baby Virgil is just along for the ride. — Ao3

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Laswell: Sometimes I think Nik is in this for the greater good. Then he reminds me what he’s actually here for

Price: You heard him yell ‘anarchy’ to rally his forces, didn’t you?

Laswell: I’m referring to him yelling ‘do crime’ which sent them into a frenzy

Price: Ah… he has such a way with words. So few and yet so powerful

Laswell: What do you see in him?

Price: The chaos brewing

Laswell: *sighs*

mxcrowe
bubonickitten

I joke around a lot about how I would pay So Much Money for a Pokemon: Eevee Version where the entire selling point is finally giving us an eeveelution for all 18 types and also some dual-types.

And then I saw this:

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And I am no longer joking.

With 171 potential combinations, it is entirely feasible to make a Pokemon game centered around Eevee.

Why? Because Eevee deserves it. And because we have had an egregious dearth of new Eeevee content since Sylveon dropped.

Here’s my pitch:

The region you live in is an island where Eevee basically became the endemic dominant organism. (If Gamefreak really wants to fuck around and find out, they could play around with real-life evolutionary theory concepts. They’ve used recent games to teach kids about stuff like environmentalism and conservation and energy/power production, so why not?)

The Pokemon Professor in the game will be a distant relative of, idk, Professor Rowan or Professor Sycamore, who decided that studying Pokemon evolution is too broad and decided to focus on what really matters: Eevee and Eevee-Associated Phenomena.

The player is tasked with filling out the Eeveedex.

The gym leaders still specialize in particular types, but they still only use Eeveelutions, of course. A fire-type leader can have Flareon as their signature ‘mon, sure, but for the rest of their team it’ll be dual fire types. Which might actually add to the difficulty level, especially if you get some weird type combos like fire/grass, because then you can’t just walk in and annihilate their entire team with a single not-overleveled water type unless it’s got some appropriate moves.

The Elite Four follows the same trend but with trickier type combos. The Champion has a six-Pokemon team full of the most seemingly contradictory type combos, like fire/water and normal/ghost. And lots of unexpected movesets, like the absolute badass that is Cynthia.

In the post-game Professor Oak will show up to give you the National Dex and you can have access to other ‘mons, as a treat, but until then? You get Eevee and its various -eons. It’s Eevee’s time to shine, which means Eevee and -eons only.

(I might make one (1) exception. There can be That One Fisherman with an entire team of Magikarp, if Gamefreak insists on carrying on that trope. Or he could just have a team of six Vaporeon that only know Splash. I’m willing to compromise.)

crescentmoonrider

@inprogresspokemon​

inprogresspokemon

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My time has come! (mobile link)

An “Eevee Island” spin off would be fun. I’m a far way from all 171, but maybe someday! 

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

mxcrowe
bubonickitten

I joke around a lot about how I would pay So Much Money for a Pokemon: Eevee Version where the entire selling point is finally giving us an eeveelution for all 18 types and also some dual-types.

And then I saw this:

image

And I am no longer joking.

With 171 potential combinations, it is entirely feasible to make a Pokemon game centered around Eevee.

Why? Because Eevee deserves it. And because we have had an egregious dearth of new Eeevee content since Sylveon dropped.

Here’s my pitch:

The region you live in is an island where Eevee basically became the endemic dominant organism. (If Gamefreak really wants to fuck around and find out, they could play around with real-life evolutionary theory concepts. They’ve used recent games to teach kids about stuff like environmentalism and conservation and energy/power production, so why not?)

The Pokemon Professor in the game will be a distant relative of, idk, Professor Rowan or Professor Sycamore, who decided that studying Pokemon evolution is too broad and decided to focus on what really matters: Eevee and Eevee-Associated Phenomena.

The player is tasked with filling out the Eeveedex.

The gym leaders still specialize in particular types, but they still only use Eeveelutions, of course. A fire-type leader can have Flareon as their signature ‘mon, sure, but for the rest of their team it’ll be dual fire types. Which might actually add to the difficulty level, especially if you get some weird type combos like fire/grass, because then you can’t just walk in and annihilate their entire team with a single not-overleveled water type unless it’s got some appropriate moves.

The Elite Four follows the same trend but with trickier type combos. The Champion has a six-Pokemon team full of the most seemingly contradictory type combos, like fire/water and normal/ghost. And lots of unexpected movesets, like the absolute badass that is Cynthia.

In the post-game Professor Oak will show up to give you the National Dex and you can have access to other ‘mons, as a treat, but until then? You get Eevee and its various -eons. It’s Eevee’s time to shine, which means Eevee and -eons only.

(I might make one (1) exception. There can be That One Fisherman with an entire team of Magikarp, if Gamefreak insists on carrying on that trope. Or he could just have a team of six Vaporeon that only know Splash. I’m willing to compromise.)

crescentmoonrider

@inprogresspokemon​

inprogresspokemon

image

My time has come! (mobile link)

An “Eevee Island” spin off would be fun. I’m a far way from all 171, but maybe someday! 

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

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your-resident-boat-person

I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

phoenixiancrystallist

I actually did research on how to keep your teeth clean if you don't have access to a toothbrush or toothpaste! I needed the info for a story, but thankfully it also has real world applications. Maybe something here will help:

  • If the bristles are a sensory nightmare, try a soft cloth instead. Cloth was one of the methods used before toothbrushes were invented, although they used shit like burlap. Don't do burlap. Cotton or linen should do fine.
  • You can also buy natural toothbrushes made with bamboo and boar hair. I've never tried them so I'm not sure how different they'd feel compared to synthetic bristles, but they're pretty cheap on Amazon if you want to give them a shot
  • If even the "extra soft" bristles are too stiff, you could try soaking them overnight in some mouthwash to soften them further. This is what we did when I was growing up, and it worked like a charm. Bonus points that the alcohol in the mouthwash kills any germs stuck on the brush
  • If the toothpaste flavor is horrendous, make a paste with baking soda and water, then flavor it however you want with a sugar-free extract. Heck, look for recipes to make your own toothpaste, and experiment until you get something you can stand to use.
  • If the texture of the toothpaste is bad, the baking soda method might work better for you, or you could try scrubbing salt or activated charcoal on your teeth instead—that's what they used before toothpaste was invented. Personally, I'd recommend the baking soda or making your own toothpaste.
  • Different brands often have different textures, and some even have different flavors (this is especially true of kids toothpastes, which work just as well for adults), so swapping brands might help, too. I can't stand Crest, it makes my mouth feel all filmy no matter how well I rinse, but Colgate doesn't leave a weird feeling in my mouth. Also Colgate is the only brand my grocery store carries that has cinnamon flavored toothpaste as an option, and I'm a whore for cinnamon
  • You're probably using too much toothpaste anyway. Most people do. You really only need a dollop about the size of a pea. I smush it out across the bristles so I don't have to deal with a glob of it in one spot.
  • Floss if you can. That's going to do more to stop your teeth from rotting than brushing will. Standard dental floss is obviously an option, but if you're like me and you can't stand putting your hands in your mouth, try disposable floss picks or investing in a water flosser. I still hate the feeling of the floss between my teeth, but it's manageable since I don't have my fingers in my mouth on top of it. Haven't tried the water flosser since the picks work well enough for me
  • Try chewing sugarless gum, especially right after you've eaten. It's not perfect, but it'll help. Also it comes in a billion flavors so hopefully there's something you like in there
  • If absolutely none of that is helpful, rinsing with water is still better than nothing. You can mix in salt to help kill bacteria if you can handle it, but bare minimum try to do a rinse and spit.

Obviously not all of that is from my pre-modern teeth cleaning research—some is from personal experience! But hopefully something in there is useful to you

It's absolute bullshit that we have to approach these problems sideways because the people actually making "helpful" articles about it are all ableist :| Maybe some day soon we as a society can get over that.

your-resident-boat-person

Oh my God you are my hero thank you so much

ashrain5

Working in dentistry i can confirm all those except do NOT use salt to brush, it’s too abrasive and will wear down the enamel over time and may push back your gums!

Baking soda is also questionable since it’s quite abrasive as well. Best advice i can give in this regard is to try different kinds of toothpaste. Idk where you’re from but in germany we recommend toothpaste for children 6 and up since it has the same fluoride content as “adult” toothpaste. If you can get it where you live, my surgery is a big fan of dental delight for their wide variety of flavours

hello-im-a-bee
froyogotlowbro

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

froyogotlowbro

Nb person: *wears skirts, has long hair, has large chest, does traditional feminine things*

Y’all: what if... we ignored you... and used incorrect pronouns for you...

froyogotlowbro

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

froyogotlowbro

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

froyogotlowbro

If you are a transmeds and you reblog this, I’m grinding your bones to dust, this isn’t for you.